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10 Marijuana-Themed Halloween Costumes for the Pot Person in Your Life

What better way to show one's pot pride than dressing up like a dang fool?

The clock is ticking toward trick or treat night, and millions of Americans are going through the annual ritual of trying to figure out what to do for a Halloween costume. Donald Trump and Kim Jung-un masks are sure to be big this year, and we might see some neo-Nazi clowns, but for the (semi) conscious cannabis consumer, there are other choices. 

Wanna let your weed flag fly? You've got options, baby. Here are 10 costumes designed to let the world know how you really feel.

1. Creepy Marijuana Mask. You might want to offer your buddies some weed with a high CBD-to-THC ratio to fend off panic reactions after looking at this guy.

2. Nurse Anita Reefer. Scantily clad women pushing weed are the bane of the socially conscious marijuana industry, which doesn't want to alienate half the population, but pop culture doesn't care.

3. Bag of Weed. Yep, this is pretty self-explanatory.

 

 

4. Ganja Mon. Why the reference to Jamaica, I don't know. No self-respecting Rastafarian would ever let himself get caught in this thing. 

 

5. Pot Head. Say no more.

 

6. Joint Venture Business Suit. Nothing says "executive material" like a bunch of pot leaves on your suit.

 

7.  Marijuana Bumble Bee. Get buzzed. Get it?

 

8. Rasta Imposta Joint Man. Again, our apologies to Jamaica. 

 

 

9. Marijuana Chef.For when your regular chef's apron and cap aren't silly enough. 

 

10. Marijuana Pirate. Why not?

 

Phillip Smith is editor of the AlterNet Drug Reporter and author of the Drug War Chronicle.

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